I’ll bet you folks have been thinking to yourselves, “Now that it’s 2013, when are we going to have a guest post from that clever wag, Kenny Brechner of DDG Booksellers in Farmington, Maine?” And goshdarnit, you’re in luck — we happen to have a fab contest Kenny cooked up for his bookstore as a way to get rid of um, share the wealth of some extra holiday goodies. The original contest featured general literature, but Kenny has fabricated a children’s literature version just for you alert ShelfTalker readers. And now, heeeere’s Kenny!
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One of the life lessons we’ve learned at DDG is that you can’t store unsold seasonal chocolate items for a whole year. Thus it has become necessary to reveal our…
Famous First Sentences with Gelt Contest
Here’s what’s at stake: numerous sacks of delicious chocolate coins, also called gelt, pictured at right by our bookseller and gelt model Noelle Dubay, and also a fabulous secret prize (not pictured at right).
Here’s how to win: below you will find 10 famous first sentences from classic children’s books with one word in each sentence replaced with the word “gelt.” The winner will be the first to write in a comment below all ten of the original words and the book each came from without cheating too much.
And what of the secret prize? It will be awarded to the best new gelt sentence submitted by a contestant. Add yours to the bottom of your entry or by its lonesome.
Here is an example:
“Harriet was trying to explain to Sport how to play Gelt.”
Missing word: Town
From: Harriet the Spy
Now, see if you can figure out the next ten.
1. “It was Mrs. May who first told me about gelt.”
2. “When I left my gelt that beautiful spring day, I had no idea what was in store for me.”
3. “It was years before Christopher told anyone about his gelt.”
4. “The sky was almost black, but the gelt shone a bright blue in the moonlight.”
5. “He happened to be building a palace when the news came, and he left all the gelt kicking about the floor for Nurse to clear up – but then the news was rather remarkable news.”
6. “‘Christmas won’t be Christmas without any gelt,’ grumbled Jo, lying on the rug.”
7. “How it happened that Mr. Cherry, the carpenter, found a piece of gelt that laughed and cried like a child.”
8. “Where’s Papa going with that gelt?”
9. “Buck did not read the newspapers, or he would have know that gelt was brewing, not alone for himself, but for every tide-water dog, strong of muscle and with warm, long hair, from Puget Sound to San Diego.”
10. “The Mole had been working very hard all the morning, spring cleaning his little gelt.”
Post your answers to the quiz AND/OR your own “famous first line with gelt” sentence in the comments! The winners will be notified by email.
P.S. Not had enough sleuthing? You can try the adult literature version of the contest here.
It was Mrs. May who first told me about THEM. THE BORROWERS, by Mary Norton
When I left my OFFICE that beautiful spring day, I had no idea what was in store for me. WHERE THE RED FERN GROWS by Wilson Rawls.
It was years before Christopher told anyone about his DREAMS. THE LIVES OF CHRISTOPHER CHANT, by Diana Wynne Jones
The sky was almost black, but the SNOW shone a bright blue in the moonlight. MOOMINLAND MIDWINTER, by Tove Jansson and Thomas Warburton
He happened to be building a palace when the news came, and he left all the BRICKS kicking about the floor for Nurse to clear up – but then the news was rather remarkable news. THE BOOK OF BEASTS, from THE SEVEN DRAGONS AND OTHER STORIES, by Edith Nesbit
Christmas won’t be Christmas without any PRESENTS, grumbled Jo, lying on the rug. LITTLE WOMEN by Louisa May Alcott
How it happened that Mr. Cherry, the carpenter, found a piece of WOOD that laughed and cried like a child. PINOCCHIO, by Carlo Collodi
Where’s Papa going with that AX? CHARLOTTE’S WEB, by E.B. White
Buck did not read the newspapers, or he would have known that TROUBLE was brewing, not alone for himself, but for every tide-water dog, strong of muscle and with warm, long hair, from Puget Sound to San Diego. THE CALL OF THE WILD, by Jack London
The Mole had been working very hard all the morning, spring cleaning his little HOME. THE WIND IN THE WILLOWS, by Kenneth Grahame
Sara lay on a gelt under a tree. THE COURAGE OF SARAH NOBLE by Alice Dalgliesh
Here are four more first lines for people to guess:
1) I am on my mountain in a gelt home that people have passed without ever knowing that I am here.
2) A mouse was looking at Gelt.
3) It began one day in summer about thirty years ago, and it happened to four gelt.
4) There once was a boy named Gelt who didn’t know what to do with himself–not just sometimes, but always.