Every year, my literary agent, Erin Murphy, and her crack team of co-agents and office gurus put together a retreat for their clients. The retreat moves around the country from one region to the next, and this year, it was held in Vermont. Sixty-seven talented, funny, crazy children’s book writers and illustrators descended on my unsuspecting state, pretty much doubling our population.
And why on earth might this interest you, dear Reader? Well, because among those authors and illustrators are eight musical souls who have banded together, literally, to reveal the inner workings of an author’s brain. (Psst: It’s scary in there.) The band is called Erin Murphy’s Dog, and their motto is “In bocca al coniglio,” a faux-mild children’s-book-worthy appropriation of the galvanizing Italian phrase “in boca al lupo” (literally, “in the mouth of the wolf,” but it means “break a leg!”).
The members of the band are (l. to r. front row) Carrie Gordon Watson, Deborah Underwood, (l. to r. back row) Kristin Nitz, Jeannie Mobley, Mike Jung, Arthur A. Levine (yes, that Arthur A. Levine), Ruth McNally Barshaw, and Conrad Wesselhoeft.
The band performed to a wildly appreciative crowd of agency mates, and two of the songs were particularly amusing for anyone involved in the children’s literature field. So it is my great pleasure to announce the world premiere of “Editorial Delay” and “YA Cha-Cha Blues.”
Not only are the songs clever and funny, they offer other gifts. In the words of band member Mike Jung, “These songs have it all – intensely complicated ukulele chords, 12-bar blues wizardry, freewheeling choreography, author/editor humor, and a broad variety of Muppet-like facial expressions. Also, a lot of love, because I love these people with all my heart. IN BOCCA AL CONIGLIO!”
Big thanks to Erin Murphy’s Dog for permission to post these videos, with extra gratitude to agency mate, e.E. Charlton-Trujillo, who did the three-camera video recording of these songs and synced the sound and color-corrected on the fly to meet this ShelfTalker deadline!
Erin Murphy’s Dog Performs “Editorial Delay” (music by Deborah Underwood, words by Deborah Underwood and Arthur A. Levine) from e.E. Charlton-Trujillo on Vimeo.
Erin Murphy’s Dog – YA Cha-Cha Blues (words and music by Conrad Wesselhoeft, in response to a conversation he had with agent and super knitter Erin Murphy about how the writing life can be back and forth … and back and forth) from e.E. Charlton-Trujillo on Vimeo.
Bravo! Bravo!
Adoring fans are welcome to leave comments (but not flowers or flung underwear) below. As Erin Murphy’s Dog would say, “Arrroooo!”
Genius!
A worthy successor to The Rock Bottom Remainders!
Annette
We don’t object to flung underwear if it’s still in the original packaging…
What Mike said, below. Flung household staples are welcome, too. Just give us notice before flinging sacks of flour.
Double-bagging flour and other dry goods before flinging them is recommended. Also, please fling doughnuts. Lots and lots of doughnuts.
Ha ha ha! Love it!
OMG – I am so sorry I missed this!! Who knew gangos ROCKED too!? 🙂 e
I played “YA Writer” for inspiration before starting work today. Conrad, you are a genius. I listened to it thinking, “Other people are just like me?” Very reassuring.
Hey thanks, Susan! We all had tons of fun. Mike and I were both trying to avert our eyes from the dancers lest we melt with laughter.
If I’d looked at the dancing for even a second I would have been totally mesmerized, and I’d never have found my way back to the right place in the song!
And yes, Conrad is LITERALLY a rock star!
SO SO SO HAPPY TO SEE IT AGAIN AS OFTEN AS I LIKE!!!! An amazing concert. Now all the world will know of THE DOG.
AROOOOO… Loved every minute of it! What a great group. 🙂
Mike says fling donuts (below) but I’d rather you fling Arches watercolor paper– I’m on a deadline!
Elizabeth, thank you for inviting us into your office here at PW. I hope someday you get a window.
You know what, I think it’d be simpler for everyone to just throw twenty dollar bills.
EMD ROCKS! I adore each and every one of you.
Eunice, thank you, thank you, thank you for being this year’s video historian. I’m sorry you were under the weather throughout it all.
Such big thanks to e.E. Charlton-Trujillo for using her mad skills to capturing these fun songs. I smile every time I listen to them.
They were amazing! I’m still in awe of the multiple talents…
Encore! Encore!
Ruth, I missed the harmonica! Awesome! I’m grabbing you to hear it next year.
Best of times!
These Dawgs ROCK!!!!
Omigosh…Crying and laughing, all over again.
Eunice, this is a better quality viewing experience than I had in the actual audience. Thank you! And thank you, Elizabeth, for posting! And thank you to the band for all your hard work AND for letting these vids go public! And thank you to Erin for founding this wonderful organization and bringing together these fantastic human beings! I thank you to Joan for signing me, so I get to be a part of it all! ARROOOOOOOO!!! =D
The image and sound quality is mind-blowing, isn’t it? Eunice is crazy good at this.
it’s so fun to share these with a broader audience. Because who hasn’t run into a little editor/author delay from time to time. Or danced the YA Cha cha blues. Thanks for your fun past, Elizabeth!
What fun! Surprised all that talent could fit in one room, and impressed to see this “Dog” perform so entertainingly while staying within the bounds of propriety (unlike a certain other dog).
Love it!
Go EMD!! I’m so excited to share these with the world!
I can’t believe I get to relive these masterpieces over and over again. 🙂 Bravo to all involved!
So bummed to have missed the retreat this year! Especially since the EMD motto is a spin-off of the Italian “In boca al lupo”–love it! And miss you all.
xxoo
We missed you too Natalie!
These lyrics deserve a Grammy! Can you post them somewhere so we can read them over and over again? What a fun bunch! And Deborah, you totally rock!
Bravo! This was so fun! I hope to one day have this kind of rapport with my fellow agency writers. 🙂