I appeared for my interview with The Year 2019 right on time. Unpunctuality is dangerous when dealing with a Year, I have found.
Kenny : Thank you for taking time to speak with me.
The Year 2019: Delighted.
Kenny : I hardly know where to begin. Never have I had so many questions for a New Year. Hmmn, Perhaps we should start there. Would you agree that that the number of questions being directed at you is unusually high?
The Year 2019: It is not a matter of agreement, Kenny, but of hard data. The number of questions laid at a New Year’s feet are strictly calculated, and we are paid accordingly.
Kenny : Paid! How are you paid?
The Year 2019: In Ylphs.
Kenny : Ylphs? What are Ylphs?
The Year 2019: The Librarian of Years collects unknown manuscripts of the highest quality that are left undiscovered in their own time. They are harvested for her by The Years themselves. These are Ylphs.
Kenny : I see. Are these by unknown authors or unknown manuscripts by noted authors?
The Year 2019: Both.
Kenny : Can you give me an example of one by a famous author?
The Year 2019: Sure. I have a Ylph of Emily Bronte’s. It is 200 pages of a second novel discovered and thrown onto a fire by her sister Charlotte who revealed its existence to no one. The Year 1848 preserved it from the flames and collected it afterward.
Kenny : Incredible!
The Year 2019: Yes it was a highly desirable and heavily weighted Ylph. Only by virtue of the rigors of my particular Year did I have the credit to obtain it.
Kenny : Can I see it please?
The Year 2019: Yes, but there is a price.
Kenny : What’s that?
The Year 2019: You will remember nothing of what you read and you can only read for five minutes?
Kenny: I’ll pay it.
(The Years hands over the Ylph and four minutes pass.)
Kenny : This is sensational. Unbelievable. I beg of you, more time and a different price!
The Year 2019: You beg in vain.
Kenny : Aaah. Nooo.
The Year 2019: So it must be.
Kenny: This is unspeakable. Can I read it and forget it again?
The Year 2019: You may not. May I suggest we turn our attention to books of my Year other than Ylphs?
Kenny : Yes, Yes. I suppose so, sigh. All right, then, what books coming out in the first portion of your reign are most noteworthy?
The Year 2019: I wouldn’t know. I’ve been so absorbed in reading my Ylph.
Kenny: I hate you, Year 2019.

Kenny Hmmn. I have to admit that those are solid choices. What about Middle Grade and YA?

Kenny: You are affability itself Year 2019.

Kenny: Well, does it?
The Year 2019: I know the answer.
Kenny: I see that you do. Sigh. All right then, any last picks.for us?

Kenny: It certainly is a relief. I handsold a zillion of book one. Thank you.
The Year 2019:You are welcome. And now I may not tarry as I have set aside the rest of my afternoon to immerse myself in the Bronte Ylph!
Kenny: You are a heartless Year.
The Year 2019: We shall see, eh? Ha ha.