{"id":451,"date":"2008-07-17T08:10:00","date_gmt":"2008-07-17T08:10:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/rbicmsblog.reedbusiness.com\/elogic_660000266\/2008\/07\/17\/funny-rhymes-for-spring-09\/"},"modified":"2008-07-17T08:10:00","modified_gmt":"2008-07-17T08:10:00","slug":"funny-rhymes-for-spring-09","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogs.publishersweekly.com\/blogs\/shelftalker\/?p=451","title":{"rendered":"Funny Rhymes for Spring &#8216;09"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My first few glimpses of the spring 2009 lists have yielded a number of oohs and quite a few chuckles,&nbsp;several of them brought on by two forthcoming poetry books from Hyperion. Each of those books just HAPPENS to include a poem related to the topic of reading, I thought I&#8217;d feature each of those poems + one other here and in that way give you a taste of the good fun in store for you when you read these books in their entirety.<\/p>\n<p> <img decoding=\"async\" height=\"201\" width=\"200\" align=\"right\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/www.publishersweekly.com\/articles\/blog\/660000266\/20080717\/foodhates2.jpg\">First, a reading-related poem&nbsp;from&nbsp;<em>Food Hates You, Too and Other Poems<\/em> written and illustrated by <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.callmebob.com\/\" rel=\"noopener\">Robert Weinstock<\/a> (Hyperion, April 2009) who is also the author\/illustrator of the VERY entertaining <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.harcourtbooks.com\/bookcatalogs\/bookpages\/9780152055950.asp\" rel=\"noopener\">Giant Meatball<\/a> (Harcourt, June 2008).<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>FOOD FOR THOUGHT<\/p>\n<p> You may not know your brain is eating<br \/> Every word you&#8217;ve just been reading.<br \/> Its appetite is most exceeding.<br \/> Food for thought, worth oft repeating.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>The other poems in this book&nbsp;generally (though not always!)&nbsp;tackle the subject of more &quot;traditional&quot; foods, though in VERY untraditional ways! For example, take the double-page spread&nbsp;on which Weinstock has&nbsp;recreated the Great Green Room of <em>Goodnight Moon<\/em> fame but replaced its loveable bunnies&nbsp;with&nbsp;praying mantids. As if that doesn&#8217;t skew things enough, here&#8217;s the poem that accompanies that scene:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>MOM<\/p>\n<p> I ate your father. Yes, it&#8217;s true.<br \/> That&#8217;s what we praying mantids do.<br \/> His last words to me were &quot;Adieu.<br \/> If only I could&nbsp;eat you, too.&quot;<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Admit it! You chuckled, didn&#8217;t you? Maybe even&nbsp;guffawed? I thought so.<\/p>\n<p> <img decoding=\"async\" height=\"254\" width=\"200\" align=\"right\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/www.publishersweekly.com\/articles\/blog\/660000266\/20080717\/orangutantongs2.jpg\">Next up:&nbsp;two samples of fun from <em>Orangutan Tongs: Poems to Tangle Your Tongue<\/em> by Jon Agee (Hyperion, March 2009), who is also the author\/illustrator of the VERY entertaining <em><a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.hyperionchildrensbooks.com\/board\/displayBook.asp?id=1991\" rel=\"noopener\">The Retired Kid<\/a><\/em> (Hyperion, June 2008) and many,&nbsp;many other books that provide entertainment for&nbsp;ALL ages.&nbsp;Truly.<\/p>\n<p> The key here: READ THESE POEMS OUT LOUD. Seriously.&nbsp;Who cares&nbsp;if anyone hears you? You work in children&#8217;s books, right? You&#8217;re supposed to be weird.<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>ROTTEN WRITING<\/p>\n<p> Reading writing<br \/> When it&#8217;s written really rotten<br \/> Can cause your eyes and intellect to strain.<br \/> When it&#8217;s written really rotten,<br \/> Writing&#8217;s really rotten reading.<br \/> Yes, reading rotten written writing really is a pain.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Aced that one, did you? Well then here&#8217;s a REAL challenge for you:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>WRISTWATCHES<\/p>\n<p> I have a new Swiss wristwatch.<br \/> So does my old pal Mitch.<br \/> If you switched his wristwatch<br \/> With my new Swiss wristwatch,<br \/> Could you tell which wristwatch was which?<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My first few glimpses of the spring 2009 lists have yielded a number of oohs and quite a few chuckles,&nbsp;several of them brought on by two forthcoming poetry books from Hyperion. Each of those books just HAPPENS to include a poem related to the topic of reading, I thought I&rsquo;d feature each of those poems [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-451","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.publishersweekly.com\/blogs\/shelftalker\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/451","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.publishersweekly.com\/blogs\/shelftalker\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.publishersweekly.com\/blogs\/shelftalker\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.publishersweekly.com\/blogs\/shelftalker\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.publishersweekly.com\/blogs\/shelftalker\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=451"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.publishersweekly.com\/blogs\/shelftalker\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/451\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.publishersweekly.com\/blogs\/shelftalker\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=451"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.publishersweekly.com\/blogs\/shelftalker\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=451"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.publishersweekly.com\/blogs\/shelftalker\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=451"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}