{"id":2369,"date":"2010-09-14T06:00:48","date_gmt":"2010-09-14T10:00:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.publishersweekly.com\/blogs\/shelftalker\/?p=2369"},"modified":"2010-09-14T06:00:48","modified_gmt":"2010-09-14T10:00:48","slug":"untapped-market-game-apps-for-word-nerds","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogs.publishersweekly.com\/blogs\/shelftalker\/?p=2369","title":{"rendered":"Untapped Market: Game Apps for Word Nerds"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"\/\/itunes.apple.com\/us\/app\/assault-commando\/id382001571?mt=8&amp;uo=4&quot; target=&quot;itunes_store&quot;&gt;Assault Commando - 3D Magic Kft.&lt;\/a&gt;\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-2376\" src=\"http:\/\/wordpress.publishersweekly.com\/blogs\/shelftalker\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/Assault-Comma-2.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"115\" height=\"130\" \/><\/a><br \/>\nSo I was in the iTunes app store looking around, and got all excited about a game I saw featured &#8220;New and Noteworthy&#8221; section called Assault Comma. See it there? To the right, promising grenades and punctuation?! I was all set to plunk down my 99\u00a2.<br \/>\nSadly, the title was cut off, and the game is actually <a href=\"\/\/itunes.apple.com\/us\/app\/assault-commando\/id382001571?mt=8&amp;uo=4&quot; target=&quot;itunes_store&quot;&gt;Assault Commando - 3D Magic Kft.&lt;\/a&gt;\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Assault Commando<\/a>, and when I realized that, I lost all interest and consoled myself browsing among productivity tools I will never actually use but make me feel hopeful about creating order in a chaotic universe. I think this says pretty much everything about me that you need to know.<br \/>\nI had to laugh at myself for actually believing there would be an action game based on a punctuation mark, so I made fun of my nerdiness by confessing this on Facebook. But then I got an outpouring of responses from amused writer friends who would <em>totally<\/em> buy an app called Assault Comma \u2014 no matter what it actually did. Which makes me think there&#8217;s a huge untapped market of games for nerdy book lovers and writer-types. Are you listening, developers?<br \/>\nMy vision of Assault Comma would be a game where you&#8217;d have to get commas into the right places and zap them from the wrong places, with points for speed and daring. Kate Messner suggested a quest version of the game, with the subtitle, &#8220;A Copyediting Odyssey.&#8221; Both would be more fun than they sound, honest. If you, you know, like commas.<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.englishfailblog.com\/?s=apostrophe010\/09\/apostrophe-fail1.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-2392\" style=\"margin-left: 7px;margin-right: 7px\" src=\"http:\/\/wordpress.publishersweekly.com\/blogs\/shelftalker\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/apostrophe-fail1-2-152x300.jpg\" alt=\"From English Fail Blog\" width=\"122\" height=\"240\" \/><\/a>This led to ideas for other games, too. MJ Auch came up with &#8220;Apostrophe Apocalypse,&#8221; where &#8220;you could run around blowing up those signs that say Strawberry&#8217;s for Sale.&#8221;<br \/>\nHahahahaha! Perfect. I would pay a buck for that, especially if the signs were from real photos found around the world. GoogleMaps could get involved; players would learn the geography of all the worst apostrophe offenders, so it would be educational as well as hilarious.<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryquotes.com\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-2387 alignright\" src=\"..\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/walk2.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"125\" height=\"193\" \/><\/a><br \/>\nMJ&#8217;s game sparked for me a natural spin-off: Quotation Qwitter, a flight simulator game where you zoom in and blast all the quote marks off signs like EVERYTHING &#8220;ON SALE&#8221; TODAY! or WE USE &#8220;REAL&#8221; CHEESE.<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryquotes.com\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-2385\" style=\"margin-left: 7px;margin-right: 7px\" src=\"http:\/\/wordpress.publishersweekly.com\/blogs\/shelftalker\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/unnecessary-2.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"134\" height=\"185\" \/><\/a>Chronicle Books might want to hop on this one, since they just published<em> The Book of &#8220;Unnecessary&#8221; Quotation Marks: A Celebration of Creative Punctuation<\/em> by Bethany Keeley, based on <a href=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryquotes.com\/2010\/03\/epic-fail.html\">her Unnecessary Quotes web site<\/a>.<br \/>\nSearching for images to include in this ShelfTalker post led me to all kinds of funny websites\u2014which led me to yet more. The <a href=\"http:\/\/www.englishfailblog.com\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">English Fail Blog<\/a> has a great blog roll (a list of blogs they follow, with links). Each one is a perfect procrastination tool for writers.<br \/>\nWhich is why I wanted Assault Comma in the first place: as a fun way to waste time. And really, that&#8217;s what all writers want. Most of us will readily admit it, and shell out (pennies, if not big bucks) to get it. Game developers: you have a captive, easily lured audience here. Bring us our nerdy game&#8217;s, and we will &#8220;flock,&#8221; to them.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So I was in the iTunes app store looking around, and got all excited about a game I saw featured &ldquo;New and Noteworthy&rdquo; section called Assault Comma. See it there? To the right, promising grenades and punctuation?! I was all set to plunk down my 99&cent;. 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