{"id":15391,"date":"2015-03-19T05:53:49","date_gmt":"2015-03-19T09:53:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.publishersweekly.com\/blogs\/shelftalker\/?p=15391"},"modified":"2015-03-19T05:53:49","modified_gmt":"2015-03-19T09:53:49","slug":"booksellers-and-computers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogs.publishersweekly.com\/blogs\/shelftalker\/?p=15391","title":{"rendered":"Booksellers and Computers"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve known from the beginning that some people who possess core attributes of bookselling, love of books and the ability to express that love, who have good people and customer service skills, view machines as magical realms. In some environments this can be a charming and personable quality. In a <a href=\"http:\/\/wordpress.publishersweekly.com\/blogs\/shelftalker\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/microfiche-2.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-15393\" alt=\"microfiche\" src=\"http:\/\/wordpress.publishersweekly.com\/blogs\/shelftalker\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/microfiche-2.jpg\" width=\"266\" height=\"305\" \/><\/a>contemporary bookstore this kind of magical thinking can be a danger to both to the store and the sanity of its owner.<br \/>\nThis is particularly true, I think, in smaller stores where the ability to compartmentalize tasks is much more limited. In the early &#8217;90s the only thing for most of my booksellers to be terrified of was the cash register, or possibly blowing a bulb on the microfiche reader by putting in the wrong slide. Oh, wait, that&#8217;s a subject slide, not an author slide&#8230;Kapow. Over the years the computerization of tasks has grown to the point where it is not possible to shield a bookseller from a fairly immersive experience in said machines.<br \/>\nI&#8217;ve thought about testing for magical thinking of this sort. Something along these lines.<br \/>\n<em>Touching which of the following keyboard keys will cause the computer to be violently destroyed?<\/em><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: 20px\">\u25a1<\/span> The <strong>End<\/strong> (of everything) key<br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: 20px\">\u25a1<\/span> The<strong> Pause- Break<\/strong> (everything) key<br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: 20px\">\u25a1<\/span> The <strong>F5<\/strong> key (in the morning) and the <strong>F9<\/strong> key (in the afternoon).<br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: 20px\">\u25a1<\/span> All of the above<br \/>\n<em>The computer with the networked printer on it is plugged into a big black thing that keeps the computer running for a little while after a power outage. One day, when you try and print something, just as soon as the printer wakes up from sleep, the computer attached to it, its monitor, and the printer itself immediately shut down and the black box thing on the floor starts wailing like an enraged banshee. What you should do is&#8230;<\/em><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: 20px\">\u25a1<\/span> Reboot the machine and then try it again.<br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: 20px\">\u25a1<\/span> Reboot the machine and then, since a printer virus is clearly at work, try to print from every machine to see if they are all affected.<br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: 20px\">\u25a1<\/span> Replicate the sudden shutdown as many times as possible to see if the anti-virus program will wake up and slay the virus.<br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: 20px\">\u25a1<\/span> Unplug that computer from the black thing and plug it into a regular power strip.<br \/>\nThe truth is that in 2015 we want booksellers to be nearly ideal beings: wonderful with books, customers, and computers. Customers have access to immense amounts of information themselves. The ability to search databases and operate point-of-sale systems efficiently is hugely important. Magical thinking is important too, wonderfully important. Oh wait. hold that thought, My phone is going off. There is a computer crisis at the store.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The dangerous charm of magical thinking about machines.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":8,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-15391","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.publishersweekly.com\/blogs\/shelftalker\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15391","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.publishersweekly.com\/blogs\/shelftalker\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.publishersweekly.com\/blogs\/shelftalker\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.publishersweekly.com\/blogs\/shelftalker\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/8"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.publishersweekly.com\/blogs\/shelftalker\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=15391"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.publishersweekly.com\/blogs\/shelftalker\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15391\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.publishersweekly.com\/blogs\/shelftalker\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=15391"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.publishersweekly.com\/blogs\/shelftalker\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=15391"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.publishersweekly.com\/blogs\/shelftalker\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=15391"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}