{"id":8382,"date":"2012-07-13T06:00:36","date_gmt":"2012-07-13T10:00:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.publishersweekly.com\/blogs\/shelftalker\/?p=8382"},"modified":"2012-07-13T06:00:36","modified_gmt":"2012-07-13T10:00:36","slug":"idiosyncracies","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/blogs.publishersweekly.com\/blogs\/shelftalker\/?p=8382","title":{"rendered":"Idiosyncracies"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s not all books, books, books at an indie, people. Sometimes you find yourself learning the most interesting things about total strangers.<br \/>\nThe last customers of the day on Thursday, for instance, were a baby named Bartholomew, his mother, and his mother&#8217;s mother. They were a relaxed trio, focused in the main around Bart, a handsome little guy with alert, inquisitive, <em>thinking<\/em> eyes and a fine head of blonde-brown hair.<br \/>\nThe conversation started out typically enough, with a little chatter about books, the weather, compliments on the cute baby, whose name I would not know for a little while. The visiting grandma commented on the bookstore, wishing she had an independent in her town. Words about the inferiority of the e-reader were bandied about. We all waxed rhapsodic over the feel and smell of real books and the wonderfulness of libraries, and the grandmother said, &#8220;What else can you open up and just be transported away? You&#8217;re in a whole other world, just in a different <em>world<\/em>&#8230;.&#8221; She drifted off, happily.<br \/>\nThen it got a little funny. As in quirky, unexpected, amusing.<br \/>\nI asked the baby&#8217;s name and received the marvelous four-syllable response, which led us to chat briefly about Cubbins and hats and oobleck (though not, surprisingly, Simpson). &#8220;We call him Bart,&#8221; said the grandmother, smoothing a stray lock of hair on the baby&#8217;s head. &#8220;That&#8217;s better than Thol,&#8221; I joked. &#8220;Or Mew,&#8221; said his mother. And then she got serious. &#8220;I wanted a name, first of all,&#8221; she said, &#8220;where the initials looked good together: B.R.H. Those are good initials. And they don&#8217;t spell something like A.S.S.&#8221; (I quote verbatim.) The grandmother caught my eye and shrugged.<br \/>\nThe mom continued, warming to her subject. &#8220;And then I wanted \u2014 and this is a pet peeve of mine \u2014 I wanted a nickname where the first initial was the same as the initial of the first name. Not like William and Bill.&#8221; She let this sink in a moment. &#8220;Or Robert and Bob,&#8221; I added, helpfully. &#8220;Right,&#8221; she said. &#8220;That&#8217;s a big pet peeve. I&#8217;ve always hated that. Why would you have a name where the nickname started with a different letter?&#8221;<br \/>\nThe grandma shrugged again, looking a little embarrassed. She said, distancing herself, &#8220;Who knew a person would think about these things?&#8221;<br \/>\nI loved this. I heartily enjoy a good pet peeve when it&#8217;s word-related, and even if I don&#8217;t share that particular irritation, I can cheerlead. &#8220;I hear you,&#8221; I said.<br \/>\nThen the mom put her finger in the air. &#8220;I&#8217;ll tell you something about me and books, though,&#8221; she said. &#8220;If I&#8217;m reading a book, and I&#8217;m not finished with it yet&#8230;.&#8221; Her tone took a sudden turn for the ominous. &#8220;Don&#8217;t touch it.&#8221;<br \/>\nI had to know. &#8220;Are you afraid someone will lose your place, or put your book where you can&#8217;t find\u2014&#8221; &#8220;No, it&#8217;s because it&#8217;s mine, just leave it alone,&#8221; she said emphatically. Her mother nodded in agreement, echoing, &#8220;Yes, mine, don&#8217;t touch it until I&#8217;m done.&#8221; This was clearly a shared, perhaps genetic preference, and I thought I caught Bartholomew giving a little nod.<br \/>\nI assured them that I, for one, wouldn&#8217;t dream of violating a person&#8217;s no-touch-book rule, and we all smiled. The three of them headed out into the lowering sunshine, waving their goodbyes. Well, Bartholomew had a little help from his grandma&#8217;s gentle guiding hand on his forearm.<br \/>\nI can&#8217;t help but wonder if he will grow up to love books as passionately\u2014and perhaps as fiercely\u2014as his matriarchy.<br \/>\n&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s not all books, books, books at an indie, people. 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