{"id":6693,"date":"2011-12-16T06:00:59","date_gmt":"2011-12-16T11:00:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.publishersweekly.com\/blogs\/shelftalker\/?p=6693"},"modified":"2011-12-16T06:00:59","modified_gmt":"2011-12-16T11:00:59","slug":"love-among-the-latkes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/blogs.publishersweekly.com\/blogs\/shelftalker\/?p=6693","title":{"rendered":"Love Among the Latkes"},"content":{"rendered":"

Our friend and colleague\u2014and occasional ShelfTalker guest blogger\u2014Kenny Brechner of DDG Booksellers<\/a> in Farmington, Maine, often brings the gift of wry mirth to stressful situations. While most of us are happily and completely brain-fried at the end of long days rushing around doing a hundred things at once\u2014making recommendations, ringing sales, wrapping gifts, following up on special orders, tracking down elusive titles, unpacking and receiving and shelving and displaying boxes of books and sidelines, making signs, restocking items, calling special order folks, filling website orders, fielding sales calls, paying bills, etc. and so on\u2014Kenny somehow manages to have enough creative energy to come up with really funny stuff after hours. I don’t know how he does it\u2014I don’t want to know; probably some moldering portrait of a wag somewhere in his closet\u2014but I’m really glad he does.
\nThis season’s silliness resulted from Kenny noticing something sinister about holiday reading fare. Looking at a pile of Christmas romances, he started to wonder why there were no comparable Hanukkah titles. One punny title idea led to another, and soon, Kenny had a full-blown contest idea on his hands.
\nJoin me in snortling over the following, direct from DDG Booksellers’ website<\/a>, which has the added attraction of cover art.
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\nHanukkah Heat Contest<\/a>!
\nWhen one sees a glaring imbalance in life one’s natural inclination is to correct it. Each holiday season we see a new batch of Christmas romances being published such as A Highlander for the Holidays<\/em>, Lady Sophie’s Christmas Wish<\/em>, and A Texas Christmas<\/em>. What of Hanukkah romances though? Think about it for a moment. The shocking truth will appear quickly. There isn’t a single Hanukkah bodice ripper in existence! That’s why we’re launching Hanukkah Heat, a new line of books to fill this glaring void with books like…
\nThe Reluctant Rabbi<\/em>
\nRabbi Sam Davidson, serious and seriously handsome, was passionate only about Torah studies. Ruth Rosen was the most widely courted young woman in town. All eyes are on the dazzling Ruth but she has eyes only for the bookish young Rabbi. Ruth was in the office, polishing the congregation’s menorah and setting its supply of candles in neat, suggestive stacks and Sam was in the library delving into Talmudic lore, when they are unexpectedly trapped together in the Temple by a sudden spring snowstorm. Can Ruth awaken a different sort of passion in Sam’s scholarly breast?
\nCaptured By A Maccabee<\/em>
\nSunday School teacher Esther Klein, widowed untimely, had settled into a life of uneasy calm. This Sunday was passing by just like the last 28 Sundays had passed since Marvin’s death. Esther put the Kugel she had prepared at home for snack time into the Temple’s oven and walked into the crowded classroom. Suddenly, an odd shimmering light appeared behind her accompanied by a crackling hum. From out of the light a Maccabeen warrior from the 2nd century BCE burst forth, his bare, rippling chest, brawny thews, and giant sword seeming somehow out of place in the Sunday School Classroom. With a shout the warrior leapt forward, threw Esther over his shoulder, and bounded back into the portal. Would Esther ever return to the 21st century, would anyone realize a kugel was left baking in the oven, would she find love in the brawny arms of Mattathias? All that Esther knew for now was that life had taken a decidedly spicier turn!
\nOther book suggestions we have received and that are already in the pipleline:
\nLet’s All Do the Hora!<\/em>
\nBrazen Shamash<\/em>
\nLighting Her Lamp<\/em>
\nYou Say Gelt, I Say Guilt<\/em>
\nEight Steamy Nights<\/em>
\nIt’s Gimmel My Love<\/em>
\nUnder The Menorah<\/em>
\nYou Put The Magic In The Magic Oil<\/em>
\nThe Rakish Cantor<\/em>
\nStill, this is barely a start, so we’re having a contest to get some more potential titles in the works. Just submit your title and a brief synopsis on the DDG bookseller site<\/a>. The grand prize will be a DDG T-Shirt and lasting fame.
\n***
\n[Back to Elizabeth and ShelfTalker now:]
\nA couple of the above titles are mine, but my favorite, Let’s All Do the Hora!<\/em>, comes from Flying Pig Bookseller Sandy First. When she texted that idea to me last night (as I worked until 2 am redoing displays and putting out new goodies at the store), I actually laughed aloud. I needed that.
\nHere’s another to add to the mix:
\nHe Was Hanukkah, She Chanukah: A Mixed Marriage for Muriel
\n<\/em>
\nAnd I just know something clever can be done with hei<\/em> and nun<\/em>, not to mention shin<\/em>.
\nReaders, please post your titles and synopses here, too, even if you enter the contest. I can’t wait to read them. Happy Hanukkah, everyone (First Night is December 20); may you always land on gimel<\/em>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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