{"id":5808,"date":"2011-08-15T10:13:47","date_gmt":"2011-08-15T14:13:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.publishersweekly.com\/blogs\/shelftalker\/?p=5808"},"modified":"2011-08-15T10:13:47","modified_gmt":"2011-08-15T14:13:47","slug":"better-book-titles-rename-your-favorite-classics","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/blogs.publishersweekly.com\/blogs\/shelftalker\/?p=5808","title":{"rendered":"Better Book Titles: Rename Your Favorite Classics"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/25.media.tumblr.com\/tumblr_lfpshbP2XN1qczxc6o1_400.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright\" title=\"Lorax\" src=\"http:\/\/25.media.tumblr.com\/tumblr_lfpshbP2XN1qczxc6o1_400.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"192\" height=\"262\" \/><\/a>You know how sometimes, you&#8217;ll have a funny thought about a book, summarizing its literary or popular appeal or its overarching message in a single witty phrase? No? Well, <a href=\"http:\/\/danwilbur.tumblr.com\/bio\">Dan Wilbur<\/a>, a stand-up comic and writer, is <em>brilliant<\/em> at this. His blog, <a href=\"http:\/\/betterbooktitles.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Better Book Titles<\/a>, is, as he describes it, &#8220;for people who do not have thousands of hours to read book reviews or blurbs or first sentences. I will cut through all the cryptic crap, and give you the meat of the story in one condensed image. Now you can read the greatest literary works of all time in mere seconds!&#8221; I&#8217;ve been meaning to share this great blog with you all, because at its funniest, it is laugh-out-loud, wickedly clever.<br \/>\n<em><a href=\"http:\/\/27.media.tumblr.com\/tumblr_l557idMhR71qczxc6o1_400.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft\" style=\"margin: 7px;\" title=\"Girl with the Dragon\" src=\"http:\/\/27.media.tumblr.com\/tumblr_l557idMhR71qczxc6o1_400.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"181\" height=\"270\" \/><\/a><\/em>What Wilbur does is Photoshop real book jackets, replacing each title with a sly, humorously revised title that does one of several amusing things: 1) reduces the entire plot to a single, often withering, phrase (<em>Lolita<\/em> becomes <a href=\"http:\/\/betterbooktitles.com\/post\/811469321\/lolita\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><em>Likable Rapists<\/em><\/a>); 2) comments on a book&#8217;s role in popular culture (<em>The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo<\/em> is retitled <em><a href=\"http:\/\/27.media.tumblr.com\/tumblr_l557idMhR71qczxc6o1_400.jpg\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">This Is the First Book I&#8217;ve Read in Six Years<\/a><\/em>); 3) highlights one memorable, but perhaps not primary, aspect of the story (<em>To Kill a Mockingbird<\/em> is retitled <a href=\"http:\/\/betterbooktitles.com\/post\/4084269628\/mockingbird\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><em>My Dad Is Cooler Than Your Dad<\/em><\/a>), 4) makes a political statement (<em>A Handmaid&#8217;s Tale<\/em> becomes <a href=\"http:\/\/betterbooktitles.com\/post\/2744363807\/handmaidstale\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><em>Sarah Palin&#8217;s America<\/em><\/a>) or 5) creates a mash-up of books and movies or books and books (<em>Blankets<\/em> becomes <a href=\"http:\/\/betterbooktitles.com\/post\/931473702\/blankets\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><em>She&#8217;s Just Not That Into You<\/em><\/a>).<br \/>\nWilbur&#8217;s Photoshopping skills are as sharp as his sense of humor. Scroll the archives; there are many children&#8217;s books lampooned within.<em> Babar<\/em> becomes\u00a0 <em>French Colonialism for Kids<\/em>. <em>Oh, the Places You&#8217;ll Go!<\/em> becomes <em>Last Minute Graduation Gift<\/em>. <em>The Giving Tree<\/em> becomes <em>Call Your Mom<\/em>. How can we resist this blog?!<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/30.media.tumblr.com\/tumblr_lpq38pTviO1qczxc6o1_400.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" title=\"Babar\" src=\"http:\/\/30.media.tumblr.com\/tumblr_lpq38pTviO1qczxc6o1_400.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"181\" height=\"228\" \/><\/a>\u00a0 <a href=\"http:\/\/30.media.tumblr.com\/tumblr_lks3maUALL1qczxc6o1_400.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" title=\"Oh the Places\" src=\"http:\/\/30.media.tumblr.com\/tumblr_lks3maUALL1qczxc6o1_400.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"176\" height=\"240\" \/><\/a>\u00a0 <a href=\"http:\/\/30.media.tumblr.com\/tumblr_le27xhZcXz1qczxc6o1_500.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" title=\"Giving Tree\" src=\"http:\/\/30.media.tumblr.com\/tumblr_le27xhZcXz1qczxc6o1_500.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"170\" height=\"230\" \/><\/a><br \/>\nA few more funnies from the <a href=\"http:\/\/betterbooktitles.com\/archive\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Archive<\/a> (which is well worth spending time in):<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/26.media.tumblr.com\/tumblr_la6peh7EWJ1qczxc6o1_500.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" title=\"Wuthering Heights\" src=\"http:\/\/26.media.tumblr.com\/tumblr_la6peh7EWJ1qczxc6o1_500.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"163\" height=\"259\" \/><\/a>\u00a0 <a href=\"http:\/\/25.media.tumblr.com\/tumblr_lkog5tzuK71qczxc6o1_500.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" title=\"Alexander and the\" src=\"http:\/\/25.media.tumblr.com\/tumblr_lkog5tzuK71qczxc6o1_500.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"210\" height=\"169\" \/><\/a>\u00a0 <a href=\"http:\/\/27.media.tumblr.com\/tumblr_lkqj3mB0J21qczxc6o1_400.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" title=\"Charlotte's Web\" src=\"http:\/\/27.media.tumblr.com\/tumblr_lkqj3mB0J21qczxc6o1_400.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"168\" height=\"255\" \/><\/a><br \/>\nOne of the best things about the blog is that readers are invited to submit their own clever ideas. You, dear readers, are the perfect audience for this! So head over to <a href=\"http:\/\/betterbooktitles.com\/archive\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">BBT<\/a>, browse around, and then send your devastating submissions to dwilbs [at] gmail [dot] com. (Heck, when you&#8217;re done with that, head on over to the latest <a href=\"http:\/\/contest.newyorker.com\/CaptionContest.aspx?affiliate=ny-caption\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">New Yorker caption contest<\/a>.)<br \/>\nHave a creative Monday!<br \/>\n&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You know how sometimes, you&#8217;ll have a funny thought about a book, summarizing its literary or popular appeal or its overarching message in a single witty phrase? No? 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