{"id":4728,"date":"2011-05-03T06:00:34","date_gmt":"2011-05-03T10:00:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.publishersweekly.com\/blogs\/shelftalker\/?p=4728"},"modified":"2011-05-03T06:00:34","modified_gmt":"2011-05-03T10:00:34","slug":"a-tough-day-for-titles","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/blogs.publishersweekly.com\/blogs\/shelftalker\/?p=4728","title":{"rendered":"A Tough Day for Titles"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Sunday was a lovely day. The sun was out, it was warm, and customers were very happy to be in the store.\u00a0 There were a lot of browsers who were content to amble about the shelves. Then there were the customers who knew what they wanted, but had no idea what it actually was.<br \/>\nThe first book seeker was a woman, new to the store, who was looking for a book that began with T. I asked for more details. She had the good grace to chortle at the absurdity for this very vague request. She added, &#8220;It&#8217;s a new show on HBO.&#8221; So I zip the HBO website and she didn&#8217;t recognize any of the show titles. Then suddenly she said,&#8221;It&#8217;s got throne in the title.&#8221; Okay, now we&#8217;re talking. I went immediately to show her the new Rick Riordan cover on books in print. She just wasn&#8217;t sure.\u00a0 I asked if she had a lifeline she could call. Well, two minutes later she comes back with a title: <em>Game of Thrones.<\/em> Well, alright! We had that book, and she ordered all the rest in the series. She left with our newsletter and a big smile on her face.<br \/>\nThe second query was not so easy and it came from an earnest boy of about nine: &#8220;Do you have books with wizards&#8217; spells?&#8221; I looked at my wizard shelf and we had surprisingly little in stock. I showed him Wizardology, no that wasn&#8217;t right. &#8220;It a book called Wizard. Why can&#8217;t you find it?&#8221; I told him there were over 5,000 books with wizard in the title. He said with the sincerity only a child can have, &#8220;Can I look at the covers?&#8221; Um, not so much. He then explained, in excruciating detail, every aspect of the cover. I failed him, utterly. The fact that there was a wizard with a green robe on the cover did not ring any bells loud enough for me to help him find the book. His dad mentioned that his friend owned the book and I suggested calling, but for reason, this young man didn&#8217;t feel like it. So, he left disappointed and I was perplexed.<br \/>\nIn between helping him find his spell book and answering the phone, a woman, I believe the wizard&#8217;s mother, asked for help. I was happy for what I hoped was an easy distraction. She said she was looking for a new-ish book about a dead mother. It was all could do not to scream right on the sales floor. I asked if she could tell me more about it. &#8220;No.&#8221; Why is it customers often just assume that their book request will just leap to our mind automatically? There are so many books with dead mothers, I didn&#8217;t even know where to begin. I asked my usual leading questions, where did you hear about the book? She didn&#8217;t remember. Could she think of anything in the title? No. Author? No.\u00a0 Why is it customers looking for books they can&#8217;t remember so often treat you like you can&#8217;t speak English? and they just repeat their query again, but louder?<br \/>\nThere was nothing I could do, but pretend to type like I knew what I was looking for, when in actuality I was checking my email. I know when a battle is lost, and I told her to call me when she got more info; I&#8217;d love to order the book for her. I&#8217;m still waiting for the phone to ring.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sunday was a lovely day. 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