A quick look at the calendar shows only a few weeks until Christmas, which means that you have only a small number of days left to buy gifts. What we suggest is bookmark this page, and then on December 23 when you realize you forgot to buy your gifts, you’ll have quick reference to seasonal books like Mr Sparrow’s Spectacular Boob to give to your friends and family when you find that Walmart is out of Chia Pets. Happy holidays, everyone!

1. It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Zombies!: A Book of Zombie Christmas Carols by Michael P. Spradlin

2. Ugly Christmas Sweater Party Book: The Definitive Guide to Getting Your Ugly On by Brian Miller, Adam Paulson, Kevin Wool, and Glenn Gontha

3. Mr Sparrow’s Spectacular Boob – A Funny Christmas Story about Animals, a Nativity Play and a Crazy Teacher by Professor Paradox

4. A NASCAR Holiday 3 by Liz Allison & Wendy Etherington, Brenda Jackson, Marisa Carroll, and Jean Brashear

5. Mid-life Christmas by Cory Clubb

6. Dawson’s Creek: A Capeside Christmas by C.J. Anders

7. Naughty But Nice Cross Stitch by Claire Crompton

8. Scared of Santa: Scenes of Terror in Toyland by Denise Joyce and Nancy Watkins

9. Invasion of the Christmas Puddings by Jeremy Strong

10. Santa Claus Is Dead by Jason Twede

11. Knuckles’ Christmas Story by Tommy Garrison

12. Lawyer’s Week Before Christmas by Joseph Justice

13. How to Catch Santa by Dwayne McMillan

14. Murder in the Air by Ellen Hart

15. Dumb White Husband vs. Santa by Benjamin Wallace