Now that school is ending and finals are done, we can let the lid off the conclusions of all those books you had to read in class. Here are all the answers to your test. Try not to kick yourself too much–it’s summer, after all. In the spirit of the season, tell us your favorite book spoilers in the comments.
Napoleon loses
Ahab is dragged into the sea
Emma swallows arsenic
Anna throws herself on the tracks
Elizabeth marries Darcy
Heathcliff and Catherine and Edgar die
The old man dreams about the lions
Raskolnikov goes to Siberia and finds love
Gately wakes up on the beach
Frank and April don’t exactly work things out
Holden doesn’t want to talk about it anymore
Molly Bloom thinks things out
Boo comes to the rescue
You have just finished Italo Calvino’s If on a winter’s night a traveler
Benjy drops his flower
Tess’s black flag is raised
Gatsby dies
“Isn’t it pretty to think so?”
A dead dog is thrown into the ravine after the Consul
The narrator is speaking on the lower frequencies for you
The boy goes with the “good guys”
Death comes for the Archbishop
Pig and man are identical
Selden proposes too late
The gawkers find John has hanged himself
Meursault hopes for a big crowd for his execution
Shadow gives Mr. Wednesday’s glass eye to Odin
George shoots Lennie
Sal grows up, Dean doesn’t
The monster burns itself and disappears into the darkness
The phoenix is a metaphor and society is rebuilt
The assistant reaches for the “crank file”
“After all, tomorrow is another day.”
The Buendia cipher is deciphered
Ender looks for the Queen’s home
Gulliver lives in isolation among the Yahoos
“Poo-tee-weet?”
A quick bite at the Restaurant at the End of the Universe
Aunt Sally plans to sivilize Huck, but he has other plans


He did it thirty-five minutes ago.