A bit of Friday fun: a pie chart!

Underworld is the story of Kate Beckinsale battling vampires and werewolves in black leather. If you ask me, Rise of the Lycans was sorely lacking–

Whoops, sorry about that. Let’s start over.

Don DeLillo’s Underworld is 827 pages, with intersecting voices, the weight of half a century’s history, and baseball. It can be hard to keep track of. That’s why we’ve made this handy chart to keep close by as you wade through. Percentages are exact, and are the product of three months’ experiments in the PWxyz bunker, far below ground in a place no one’s ever heard of.

Happy weekend, everyone!